The San Diego Virgin Mary, and More Proof God is Watching you.
(from trees, turtles, george forman grills and more).

The San Diego Wood Mary

Basketball Mary

George Forman Jesus
An apparition of Mary was seen in San Deigo Resteraunt "Souplantation" in 2006. The image had been on some wood paneling that had been in the restaraunt for years. Since someone finally noticed, business has been booming. The local Catholic Archedioses, however, is not investigating the apparition as a miracle. The Virgin Mary was seen on the backboard of a basketball hoop in Miami in early 2006. Hundreds flocked to the sight after the apparition was discovered. We're not sure if we can really make her out, maybe after one more layup. -MiamiHerald The Virgin Mary was spotted in the grease runoff from a George Forman Grill in Missouri. We're wondering if this could possibly help George sell more grills, not like he needs help. -nbc10.com

The Jesus Nebula

Fetus Jesus

Jesus Fish
Ok, this final one might be the real thing. We're of the position that if Jesus were to appear, he might as well appear as a hundred million mile long space fart. Plus the whole thing was prophesized. Check Out Matthew 24:30. -prweb.com About a year ago, a british couple discovered the image of Jesus in their baby's sonogram. Who knew christ would be a Brit the second time around? -AP Jesus was spotted again in Luther, Oklahoma in some fish bones. This one isn't just Jesus' face either, it is Jesus crucified. Is it just us or does the big J look like he has a tracheotomy?

Mirror Mary

Chocolate Mary

Concrete Jesus
This office building was previously leased to the Ugly Duckling used-car company, but since July 1997 it was leased to the Ohio-based Shepherds of Christ Ministries, a catholic religious group. The windows was discovered in June of 1996, but was smashed by an 18 year old male in March of 2004. He was only sentenced to 10 days and jail and $2100 in damages for killing Mary. Here is a piece of chocolate, which some believe bears a resemblance to the Virgin Mary, as seen at Bodega Chocolates in Fountain Valley, Calif last August. Workers at the luxury chocolate company discovered the 2-inch-tall column of chocolate drippings under one of their vats. Why does Mary always show up in leftovers? -(AP Photo) This convincing likeness of the son of God may look like it was intentionally created, but it was actually the result of a flash flood after a torrential downpour, or at least that's what owners of the factory if was found outside of claimed.

Mary Tree

Google Maps Jesus

Mt. Sanai Cloud Jesus
Here is an image of Mary praying found on a tree in Dallas Texas in 2005. If you cross your eyes and squint you can see her a lot better. Maybe the most shocking thing about this is that the story was found on Reuters. Wait, thats not so shocking. -religiousfreaks.com Jesus was also found on Google Maps in a Peruvian Sand Dune. We would have thought this one was just some simple photoshop if it weren't actually showing up in google maps. We've got the coordinates and everything. Google Maps Of somewhat less convincing nature is this supposed "Jesus Cloud" captured in Google Maps over Mt. Sinai. There seems to be some kind of resemblence, although honestly every cloud looks like something.

Yahweh Tree

Turtle Jesus

Concrete Jesus
Not to be outdone, Jesus showed up in a tree in Sussex England. If you ask us, we'd be much more likely to believe in a Jesus tree from England than a Mary tree from texas, but thats just us. -theregister.co.uk The Virgin Mary was seen on the belly of a woman's pet turtle in Chicago in 2005. The pet turtle was named Joseph, ironically. Apparently Mary doesn't like to be on top. This image of The Virgin Mary was found on a Kennedy Expressway underpass in Illinois. Some believe it is a holy rendition of an painting owned by Pope John Paul which resembles the stain on the wall. -Apr 2005, CBS.com

The Jesus Turtle 2

Garage Door Mary

Dog Butt Jesus
A 73 year old "National City" shop owner in San Diego discovered a Turtle Necklace with the image of Our Lady of Guadalupe. We're not sure why this is Our Lady of Guadalupe and Not Jesus, or even the Virgin Mary, but then again, we're not experts on turtle necklace appartions either. -Signonsandiego.com The virgin mary showes up every evening on a Garage Door in Minersville, PA. The weird part is that it appears and disappears...not that it looks like mary, cause at least from our perspective, it doesn't look like her at all. We're not sure exactly where this comes from, but apparnetly jesus shits out of his head. This reminds us a little bit of a certain South Park Episode